Terms & Conditions
Unless otherwise noted (which has yet to happen, ever), the design of the Site, the Site as a whole (or a hole, for that matter), and all materials that are part of the Site (collectively, ‘Contents’) are copyrights, trademarks, trade dress or other intellectual properties owned, controlled or licensed by Singani 63, Inc. or its subsidiaries and affiliates.
Comments, Feedback and Other Submissions
We sort of welcome your comments and feedback regarding our Site, our products and our services, because we have to. We do not, however, accept confidential or proprietary information, because it could get us into trouble. The legal kind. Accordingly, all comments, feedback, ideas, suggestions, materials, information, concepts, know-how, techniques, and other submissions disclosed, submitted or offered to Singani 63, Inc. using this Site or otherwise (collectively, ‘Comments’) are not confidential and will become and remain Singani 63’s property. Okay, this time in English: We can use any shit you send to this site, however and wherever we want to. Seriously, we can chop it up and bounce it off satellites or wild post it or whatever, throughout the KNOWN UNIVERSE. Not only that, our “affiliates” can use your shit too, and some of these people are…well, let’s just say they’re untethered by social norms. We’ll say it again, because you seem like the kind of person who is reading this because you might try some shit: The disclosure, submission, or offer of any Comments will constitute an assignment to Singani 63, Inc. of all worldwide rights, titles and interests and goodwill in the Comments without payment of any compensation (if this seems like a really good deal for us, that’s because it is). Singani 63 cannot prevent the ”harvesting” of information from this Site, and you may be contacted by Singani 63 or unrelated third parties, by email or otherwise, within or outside of this site. Comments submitted by you must not violate any right of any third party, and must not contain any unlawful, threatening, libelous, defamatory, obscene, scandalous, inflammatory, pornographic, or profane material or any material that could constitute or encourage conduct that would be considered a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability, or otherwise violate the law (this is known as our NOT COOL/NO ASSHOLE RULE). And just because Singani 63 may from time to time monitor or review discussions, chats, postings, transmissions, bulletin boards, and the like on the Site, that doesn’t mean Singani 63 is under any obligation to do so and assumes no responsibility or liability arising from the content of any such locations nor for any error, defamation, libel, slander, omission, falsehood, obscenity, pornography, profanity, danger, or inaccuracy contained in any information within such locations on the Site. So we’re basically absolved/indemnified from anything you do while you’re here, visiting us IN OUR HOUSE. You’ve probably figured out by now Singani 63 assumes no responsibility or liability for any actions or communications by you or any unrelated third party within or outside of this site, mostly because we have actual lives we’re trying to live. But wait, it gets worse: Singani 63 will fully out your ass to the authorities if we’re asked to. That’s right. So don’t go thinking you’re Daniel Ellsberg or some shit. We have a business to run. The Contents are intended solely for your personal, noncommercial use. Music may not be copied except only as necessary to access the Site. You may copy other Contents displayed on the Site for your personal, noncommercial use only (you should know we have real trust issues). No right, title or interest in any Contents is granted or transferred to you as a result of any such copying. Except as noted above, you may not reproduce, publish, transmit, distribute, display, modify, create derivative works from, sell or participate in any sale of, or exploit in any way, any of the Contents or the Site (but some of you will anyway, probably). Unauthorized use of the Contents is expressly prohibited by law, and may result in severe civil and criminal penalties. You might want to look up the word SEVERE, if you’re thinking about screwing with us.
Links to Other Websites and Services
This Site may include links to other Internet sites maintained by third parties (‘Linked Sites’). Singani 63, Inc. provides Linked Sites to you solely as a convenience (you’re welcome), and the inclusion of Linked Sites does not imply endorsement by Singani 63, Inc. of the Linked Sites, so don’t even go there. You access Linked Sites at your own risk and by accessing them you leave the Singani 63, Inc. Site (b’bye!). Linked Sites are not under the control of Singani 63, Inc. and Singani 63, Inc. is not responsible for the contents of any Linked Site. Likewise, descriptions of, or references to, products, publications or sites not owned by Singani 63 or its affiliates do not imply endorsement of that product, publication or site. Basically, nothing is our fault. Ever.
Disclaimer, Limitation of Liability and Indemnity
This is in all caps for a reason, so imagine someone reading it real loud:
Certain laws do not allow limitations on implied warranties or the exclusion or limitation of certain damages; if these laws apply to you, some or all of the above disclaimers may not apply, and you might have additional rights. And if that makes sense to you, you probably write shit like this for a living.
Denial of Access
Permitted Users of this Site
This Site is intended to be used and accessed by people who are of legal age to purchase and consume alcohol. If you are of legal age in your country of residence and the country from which you are accessing this Site, please continue. If you are not, please exit this site immediately, or something weird may happen to you. Like an accident. It’s possible.